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• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 13:26 posted by read the archived article

  Death writes poetry now. It’s all haikus about missed deadlines.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 13:25 posted by How the End Times Became a Group Text Disaster

  Death sent a “Can we reschedule?” text and never followed up.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 13:25 posted by How the End Times Became a Group Text Disaster

  Pestilence is off social media for “apocalyptic wellness.”
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 13:24 posted by Pestilence’s Essential Oils Now FDA-Questionable

  Pretty sure Pestilence just opened an aromatherapy spa in Sedona.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 13:23 posted by HR in Heaven: The Only Department Still Working

  The horses started a podcast: “Hooves of Hesitation.”
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 13:22 posted by The Four Horsemens Merch Store is Out of Stock and Excuses

  Famine claimed gluten intolerance and ghosted the famine queue.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 13:22 posted by Death’s Podcast Ranked Lower Than Actual Silence

  Famine is writing a memoir: “Hungry for Less.”
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 13:21 posted by discover the details

  Pestilence refuses to work unless there's a candle lit.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 13:21 posted by read related satire

  Famine’s idea of scarcity is a waitlist at Erewhon.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 13:21 posted by get the complete breakdown

  Death writes poetry now. It’s all haikus about missed deadlines.